Perhaps ‘The Lancet’ should publish a paper on that:
Medical Student 1: You know, they really should abolish psychiatry. It’s an embarrassment to the medical profession.
Medical Student 2: But then what would all the dumb docs do?
Medical Student 1: (shrugs) They could always become lawyers.
Addendum: I am rereading a rather interesting little book entitled: Instructions for American Servicemen in Britain 1942 reproduced from the original typescript, War Department, Washington D.C.
The blurb on the back cover reads:
‘…The British don’t know how to make a good cup of coffee. You don’t know how to make a good cup of tea. It’s a even swap…”
“…When you see a girl in khaki or air-force blue with a bit of ribbon on her tunic–remember she didn’t get it for knitting more socks than anyone else in Ipswich…”
“…It is always impolite to criticise your hosts; it is militarily stupid to criticise your allies.”
I love primary sources.